#WickedWednesday: Roversi the Wrestler

You know that moment when you’re going about you’re daily business and suddenly there is a hideous smell wafting under your nostrils? You get a feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach, not the fear of dealing with a  poonami, but the fear of dealing with the wriggley mite! 

Getting a nappy on my boy (9 times out of 10) is a very stressful activity and I’m sure many parents can relate…

It wasn’t always like this. Back in the newborn days he laid on the baby changing mat, gurgling at the ceiling, cracking the odd smile and generally being a cutie pie…apart from the first week when he screamed as if I was murdering him not changing his nappy! 

Since Mini Me started moving about I feel like I need to be trained as a Pro Wrestler!!!! I just about manage to get the dirty nappy off before (thanks Teaching Mum for the inspiration) my Ninja Flippin’ son is over on his front and he’s off like a sprint crawler! I drag him back, which obviously he thinks is hilarious, and I make the first attempt at getting a clean nappy on him but he’s off again: flip and sprint! The third or fourth time he doesn’t find it so funny and starts to protest. Obviously I try reasoning with him: “The more you flip the longer it’ll take and the less playtime you’ll get” but he’s 13.5 months old and doesn’t get this. Then I try a different tactic “Right, wander around with your bits out! See if I care!” which lasts all of 30 seconds before I’m wrestling him to the ground again for fear of him piddling on the floor…or worse! 

The whole ordeal ends with him in tears, no amount of toys will keep in still for me to get the bloody nappy on him so I have to let him cry and feel like the worst mother ever. This is why a lot of the photo’s I take of my son in the afternoon picture him in no trousers, no way am I starting that battle again if I don’t need to! 

 I hope that the day will come when he realises it’s quicker to not fight me but until then I better get practising my “Standing Moonsault” (I don’t actually know what this is and thank Wikipedia for the name.)  

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30 something wife and Mum to one. Blogging about parenthood, home, days out and anything else that takes my fancy!
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14 Responses to #WickedWednesday: Roversi the Wrestler

  1. Pingback: “A Proper Little Boy.” | Educating Roversi

  2. Brilliant! Leave that bum free I say! Thanks SO much for linking up! Wicked Wednesdays returns this week! Hooray! Hope to see you there x

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  3. Sadia says:

    I can definitely related, although there was the time, just short of age 2, when my twins decided to be helpful by changing each other’s diapers…

    Thanks for linking with #TwinklyTuesday.

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  4. I remember those days too! Me running after a baby running while butt neked hehe. #WickedWednesdays

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  5. laura says:

    Ive learned to change a diaper with my leg over his middle…the challenges of little boys!

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  6. Oh gosh, I have to wrestle Archie every time and he’s almost three!! 🙂 #WickedWednesdays

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  7. martynkitney says:

    Oh dear! It’s posts like this that remind me to be thankful that these days are over! Good work on not continuing teh battle! #wickedwednesday

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  8. Oh gosh I’m so glad Holly has out grown that. Now we have to have every single toy brought to the changing mat which of course also makes for an interesting bum change lol.xx

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  9. Lucy says:

    I can relate too. Pull ups were my saviour!!!

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  10. Ugh! I really do not miss those days I can tell you. #wickedwednesday x

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  11. teentweentoddler1 says:

    Haha I’m having the opposite because Harry will not where pants and fights for me to put a nappy on x

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  12. twinderelmo2014 says:

    A very familiar sight throughout the day here too. They hate their nappies !!

    http://twinderelmo.co.uk/2015/07/wicked-wednesdays-i-want-a-cake.html

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  13. I can so relate to this wrestling match and dread of the impending wrestling match!! I ended up making changing time either play time (basket full of toys on hand) or snack time (basket full of biscuits on hand!). My friend resorted to pull-ups for her super wriggler. The things we end up doing!! #TwinklyTuesday

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